Collection of quotes by Vasanth :). Believe me they are worth saving..
Context | Quote |
Complicated technical review discussion | sorry guys, this is like watching a Chinese movie with Japanese subtitles |
Reviewing requirements from business | We are building a parking lot for an Unicorn |
Discussing which technology to use | Technology is like a piece of cloth. You can use it to make a suite or an underwear |
Discussing capability of a team member | It is like taking the blind to the nude bar |
Explaining dependencies | One cannot clap with one hand |
On tools | A fool with a tool is still a fool |
On circumstances | Sometimes you are the bird, sometimes you are the statue |
On Texas weather | Cotton in the morning and mittens in the evening |
On status updates | It looks like a cryptic message to a crossword puzzle |
On being too optimistic | Pat on the back is a step away from a foot in the butt |
On being timely | You are too late for my class and too early for the next class |
On completing tasks | You don’t win a marathon by running half the distance |
On taking credit for success | Success has a lot of fathers and failures are often orphans |
On contributions | What you bring is what matters than being there |
On haircut | Without a barber you become barbaric |
On forgetting laptop | Me without a laptop is like Michael Jordan without a basketball |