Quotes by Vasanth

Collection of quotes by Vasanth :). Believe me they are worth saving..

Complicated technical review discussion sorry guys, this is like watching a Chinese movie with Japanese subtitles
Reviewing requirements from businessWe are building a parking lot for an Unicorn
Discussing which technology to useTechnology is like a piece of cloth. You can use it to make a suite or an underwear
Discussing capability of a team memberIt is like taking the blind to the nude bar
Explaining dependenciesOne cannot clap with one hand
On toolsA fool with a tool is still a fool
On circumstancesSometimes you are the bird, sometimes you are the statue
On Texas weatherCotton in the morning and mittens in the evening
On status updatesIt looks like a cryptic message to a crossword puzzle
On being too optimisticPat on the back is a step away from a foot in the butt
On being timelyYou are too late for my class and too early for the next class
On completing tasksYou don’t win a marathon by running half the distance
On taking credit for successSuccess has a lot of fathers and failures are often orphans
On contributionsWhat you bring is what matters than being there
On haircutWithout a barber you become barbaric
On forgetting laptopMe without a laptop is like Michael Jordan without a basketball